NINTENDO JUST ANNOUNCED THEIR SMASH BROS DLC CHARACTERS
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
She bout to get her ass beat
Dr. Brown, I brought this note back from the future and now it’s erased.
the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes
The high school guy
bae: wat’s ur cup size?(;
bae: i thought after three D’s it went to E
me: not when ur DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME
this is my new favorite twitter account
If you woke up this morning and thought “I need a gif of Reggie Fils-Aime preparing his pancakes” well I have you covered buddy.
This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.